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Friday, October 26, 2012

Released!

My new novel, The Devil Doesn't Want Me, was released this week. This ebook original is out from Dutton's Guilt Edged Mysteries and it already getting some good press. The first review is always the most nerve-wracking, but this take on it over at Criminal Element really made my day.

Some highlights (just because I like reading them again, hey I'm human) 
" I loved Lars and this book. This book is like if you took Lawrence Block’s famous hitman, Keller, and made him the lovechild of Elmore Leonard and Quentin Tarantino. But what really sold it for me was Beetner’s writing."

I also felt great when Brian from Spinetingler magazine posted this on Facebook:  "Finished The Devil Doesn't Want Me by Eric Beetner. Simply put, I think that Beetner has what it takes to be a huge crime writer. Hell of a crime novel and highly recommended."

Let's hope I can keep rolling on like this and that people continue to find the book. If you feel like dropping an Amazon review, or even just hitting that ol' LIKE button, it does help out an author. I've been excited to see the last few Amazon emails go out featuring Snubnose Press titles and that's all about what I like and what other people are liking. So if they are sending me tips on books they think I'd like and, in fact I do, then maybe my books will make it into someone else's email. You never know.

Being on Guilt Edged has awoken the collector in me, and since I owed myself a present on release day I went and bought my self a Guilt Edged original from 1955. Then, since it's my birthday soon, I took the check from Grandma and bought three more. I'll soon run out of titles I can get for a reasonable price, but someday I hope to have them all.

I'll be doing some interviews around and about, some guest blog posts and I even recorded a podcast which will be up in a couple weeks.

I need to thank everyone who helped make this happen (and happen so fast after a long time shilling the book to publishers) David Hale Smith, who never lost faith. My editor Jessica who was great to work with and then jumped in to save my ass from a rogue typo at the eleventh hour.

And all the other authors who have helped me out and become such good friends. I had the pleasure of having both Greg Bardsley and Owen Laukkanen stay at my house last weekend for their readings at Noir at the Bar and two nicer fellas you will never meet. It only reinforces that crime writers are the nicest folks. 

More on that visit soon, hopefully. But until then, I'm about 45K words into a new novel and it's getting crazier as it goes along. Could be a fun one.

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Writers With Day Jobs: Tom Pitts


I can go on and on about the quality of Snubnose Press releases. One of the most recent releases, Piggyback by Tom Pitts, is the kind of lean and mean noir tale Snubnose was created to release. 
It's short and twisty, brutal and dark. It's written by a guy you'd think had to work nights or something.
Hey, look, he does!
Tom Pitts is a name to get to know, and here's your chance. From the graveyard shift – Mr. Tom Pitts:


Tell us what you do and how it is like or unlike a novel? 

I’m a graveyard dispatcher for taxis in San Francisco. Think Louie DePalma without any fun-loving, likable losers lurking around the cage. I work from 12 midnight to 8am, four nights a week, meeting the demands of an impatient, tough to communicate with, suspicious mob. And those are just the drivers.
If this job resembles a novel, it would probably be something like Camus’ the Stranger. There is a drudgery in grinding through the wee hours that is best suited for depressed existentialists. 

Do you think working nights gives you a more cynical or darker world view? I can only picture Travis Bickle and imagine the kind of people you meet working the graveyard shift.

When I was out on the street driving, it definitely gave me a more Bickle-esque view of the world. The hookers, the drug runs, people trying to fuck and fight in your backseat (and let’s face it, there was more fighting than fucking going on). Now, the people I deal with are mostly drivers. Middle Eastern, North African, Russian, Nigerian, very few Americans. It’s a bit more like working at the U.N. Except there are no translators and world peace takes a backseat to “how do I get a ride to the airport?” The cynicism comes into play when I realize that, having come from the places they do, the drivers all work under assumption that you’re absolutely corrupt. It can be very disheartening. It takes a while from them to realize you’re just another underpaid schmuck trying to feed your kids. 

How often do you steal work time to write?

Almost every night in some capacity. Sometimes it’s reading submissions for the Flash Fiction Offensive, other nights it’s editing and correcting my own stuff. The nuts-and-bolts of writing, though, are too tough down here at the yard. There’s always a phone ringing, a driver who needs help, something or someone demanding my immediate attention. You can’t concentrate for more than thirty-seconds without an interruption. I am, however, answering this question while on the job. 

Describe a time when your job influenced a story of yours?

I thought I’d take away more from the being behind the wheel, but cab fares quickly blur into and endless series of forgettable faces. So much of that stuff is gone in an instant. I keep telling myself that I need a little more distance to write about it. I’m hoping it may regurgitate itself one day in the form of a great novel, but it may take a hypnotist to do it. 
Sometimes little vignettes will bubble to the surface. When they do, I don’t fictionalize, I report them as I remember them. A charming little piece called At Four A.M. was published in Powder Burn Flash not too long ago. A classic tale of a hooker on a drug run.


What would it take for you to quit and write full time?

That elusive lotto ticket; which, since I never play the lottery, is unlikely to ever find its way into my hands. Seriously though, I suffer through the off hours, the stress, and the
upside-down sleep schedule for money. And, that’s what it would take. If I could find a way to meet my financial obligations and only write, I would do it in a heartbeat. 

Do you think people respect writing as a job, or does it come off as less "work" than a labor or office job?

I think they respect it as a job if one is successful at it. Lee Child has a great job. Stephen King has a great job. Down here in the dregs it falls just below telling people that you want to try out for American Idol. You are a deluded crackpot. If you’re foolish enough to mention that you’re having something published, the next comment is inevitably, “Are you gettin’ paid?” I do think there is an underlying resentment people have when they hear that someone is a writer, and, if said writer is getting any traction, there is an assumption that the writer is doing well: “You’re a big-shot writer now, why don’t you buy the damn drinks with your royalty checks? Hey everyone, this next round is on the big brain over here!” What they don’t realize is that most royalty checks would only cover one round of drinks. (In my case, it may be only a six-pack at the liquor store) 

Be honest, if you wrote full time, do you think you'd be disciplined about it?

Yeah, I do. I’ve learned a hearty work ethic by having to get up and go to work at midnight every night for that last eight years. In retrospect, being a junkie in my younger years also taught me a lot about getting your ass in gear when you least want to. That monkey on your back doesn’t feed itself, you know. You got to drag yourself out and scrounge up some dough even when you feel like you’re going to die.  

What job, other than writing, would you most like to have?

I’m going to give the answer that my wife, Cheryl, would like to hear and say blow job. 

What has been your best job? Your worst?

The pat answer to that is when I was young, in a rock band, and touring the country in a van. That’s a little too easy, though, because it wasn’t really a job, it was something I did, something I was trying to build. Much like writing isn’t a job now. Taxi driving was okay, but by that point in my life I was so mired in addiction it’s tough for me to remember the good parts. The truthful answer to the question would be when I was a bike messenger. I didn’t appreciate at the time how free and fun that job was. I was out on the streets of San Francisco all day long, able to drink beer and smoke dope to my heart’s content. At that time, it was a real bohemian occupation, populated by musicians, artists, and other fringe folk. That job, like so many others, has gone the way of the horse and buggy, though. 

The worst was being a busboy in a big nightclub downtown. Mopping up vomit, picking up broken glass, and being physically pushed around by the megalomaniac owner. I was strung-out on heroin at the time and it was always a struggle to make it though the night without withdrawals kicking in. To make matters worse, it doubled as a sex club every third Saturday. There’s nothing so painful as giddy young blonde asking you what you think of her new boob-job when the only thing on your mind is getting out of there and back to the spoon.  

Has your job, or past jobs, had any influence in inspiring you to become a writer?

No, unfortunately my jobs have always been a means to an end. The inspiration for becoming a writer comes from life and the way I view it, and, I guess, from my desire to tell its story from my twisted point of view. 

Is your job harder than writing?

Yes. My job is very stressful and I’m forced to worry about a lot of stuff I don’t really care about. Writing comes very easy to me. The hard part of writing is the extraneous stuff: The promotion, the interviews (no offense), the submissions and queries, the social networking. When I’m behind the keyboard and lost in a story, the act of writing becomes almost automatic. Sounds corny, but it’s true.

Imagine your job in the plot of an existing book (or movie, I'll give you that much leeway), where does it fit best? Would you be a character in a Jack Reacher novel? A Sam Spade mystery? Matt Scudder? Mike Hammer? What else?

I’d probably end up a character in a Bukowski novel, hopefully one that would get fed up enough to quit his job in search of actual adventure. 

Do you ever see a time when you are writing full time?

Yes. I have to; it’s what keeps me going. I can’t keep on dispatching forever. I’ve no other skills to fall back on. If I don’t keep the dream of writing full-time alive, I fear I may wither and age prematurely. Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he?

How would a character with your career be a good or a bad protagonist for a novel?

A bad one. You’d have to use a cheap plot device—like the suitcase full of money that gets turned into lost and found—to force a story out of the monotony. That being said, I believe it’s the character that makes a story, so I guess it wouldn’t matter what job he had. If you stick the guy in the right situation and let the character work himself out, it doesn’t matter where he starts off; it’s where the story carries him. 

What do you think is the best work experience for a writer to have?

Criminal. I think my experience in illegal activities as a young man taught me a lot about how things really work, how people really act. I’m still the skeptic in the movie theater that’s saying, “That would never happen.” I think it’s important to convey some sense of realism in your work. If not within the plot, then at least how the characters react to it. Cars don’t blow up when they crash, faces swell up after they’ve been punched, not everyone has a gun (and if they did, they’ve often sold it for drugs), and criminal lowlifes are generally just that, unlikable assholes.   

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Good Week

So much good news and I've been so lazy about posting, but now at least I have some substance to write about.  First off, less than a week until the release of The Devil Doesn't Want Me. Couldn't be more excited about that. I have some interviews coming up, a podcast, some more fun stuff too.

And it's been a big week in anthology news. I found out my flash fiction story Break In, featured at A Twist of Noir's 600-700, challenge has been selected for an anthology edited by Mr. Otto Penzler himself. I know the competition for this was intense because of the sheer number of possible entries.

Then, to add to the thrill I found out I made the cut for Atomic Noir, the collection of only 4 short stories organized by Out Of The Gutter for the upcoming NoirCon in Philadelphia. My story, The Neon Come-On was picked and I'm so happy to be included. A copy of the book will go to all the attendees of NoirCon and all the fabulous attending authors. Wish I could be there.

So many others have posted great accounts of Bouchercon so I won't go on about it. Safe to say I had a blast and it was great reconnecting with people I only see once a year and getting to meet some new folks too. Big congrats to Duane Swierczynski for winning a Shamus award and to John Rector for reaching 100,000 in sales for Almost Gone, a great book that deserves every bit of it.

Now I'm off to prepare for this weekend's Noir At The Bar event here in L.A. It's going to be a great one with several out of town guests like Johnny Shaw, Owen Laukkanen, Chuck Wendig and Greg Bardsley. Then there is local gal Katherine Tomlinson and little ol' me with my first public reading of The Devil Doesn't Want Me. I'm lucky enough to have Greg and Owen staying at my house (part of the lure to get them down here was my wife's cookies) Time to prep the guest room and prepare my reading. 

And in case anyone is listening, if you wanted to get your copy of The Devil Doesn't Want Me on tuesday and have an opening day spike in sales that drove the book up the charts, well, that's fine by me. Just saying.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

The Early Work

I'm talking about my first two novels with JB Kohl over at fellow Second Wind publishing author Pat Bertram's site. Jen and I talk about the origin of the stories for One Too Many Blows To The Head and Borrowed Trouble. Give it a look. Then check out the books, of course.

Bouchercon is next week and I'm super excited to see some old friends and meet some authors I have read and admired this past year. Sadly, I did not get assigned any panels this year so I'll be wandering the halls with lots of free time.

Friday night, however, I am hosting a Cleveland edition of Noir at the Bar featuring fellow Snubnose Press authors Dan O'Shea, Jedidiah Ayres, John Kenyon, Les Edgerton, Jonathan Woods, and Josh Stallings. (Ryan Sales had to drop out) Anyone and everyone is invited for an hour of readings and fun followed by a live band and a good hangout. It's at a place called Wonderbar 2044 E. 4th St from 7-8pm. They were very kind to work with me on very short notice. Snubnose fan Sabrina Ogden helped spur the whole thing to life. And she's making up buttons with the SP logo on them. So come find me or her and we'll give you one.

And speaking of Noir at the Bar, our next L.A. event is going to be epic. It's on October 21st and features a host of out-of-towners I'm very excited about. Johnny Shaw will be there from Portland with his new book, Big Maria. His Dove Season was one of my favorites of last year.

Greg Bardsley caved to my pressure and is coming in from the bay area with his debut, Cash Out

Owen Laukkanen gave in after a year of asking. He's coming down from Canada! His debut, The Professionals was another favorite read of last year. His new one is slated for release early next year.

Rounding things out is local author Katherine Tomlinson and a reading by little ol' me. I'll be giving a reading from The Devil Doesn't Want Me in anticipation of the release the following Tuesday, Oct 23rd.

So if you're around in Cleveland or Los Angeles, come on down and come to Noir at the Bar. 

Monday, September 17, 2012

New Book Announcement

So as soon as the news broke last week I got hit with a horrible illness that had me laid up for five days of nastiness. But now that I'm bipedal again, I'm so very proud to formally say here that my new novel, The Devil Doesn't Want Me, will be out Oct. 23rd as an ebook original from Dutton's Guilt Edged Mysteries.

Here's the official description:


A hit-man with a crisis of conscience faces his biggest challenge yet: protecting an innocent victim against deadly forces during a desperate run for the coast in Eric Beetner's thrilling novel.


For the last seventeen years, Lars has been on a job for a prominent east coast crime
family. His task: kill Mitch the Snitch. Mitch is living in witness protection and has
eluded Lars for almost two decades. But changes are afoot in the family back east, and a
young gun named Trent has been sent to replace the aging gun for hire.

With his old boss gone, Lars realizes he has lost the desire to kill his long-time target. When things come to a head with Trent, Lars must go on the run with Mitch's teenage daughter Shaine, trying to stay one step ahead of angry and vengeful mobsters as well as his own dark past. 

With Trent, FBI agents and even more hired muscle on their trail, Lars and his new sidekick must
stay one step ahead of their pursuers by any means necessary, creating a cross country
trail of wreckage and mayhem from Albuquerque to L.A.






It is exciting to have the release so quickly and also to be out on the Guilt Edged imprint. If you don't know, Guilt Edged was an imprint of Dutton from 1947-1956 for their more hardboiled detective and crime fiction. They were the original publishers of Mickey Spillane in hardback as well as Fredric Brown and his novels like The Fabulous Clipjoint and Lionel White and his novel Clean Break (the basis for the Kubrick film The Killing)

This will be my seventh published book (not counting anthologies) and that blows my mind. Almost as weird is that it will be my first full-length novel written solo. I really look forward to getting it out there and hearing what people think.

Pre-orders are available now. Oh, and it'll only be $3.99 which is a hell of a deal. 

Monday, September 3, 2012

The Deadness by Molly (age 6)

My daughter Molly has a fascination with zombies. She has never seen a zombie movie outside of some brief appearances by fake zombies in Scooby-Doo. There may have been a humorous zombie in a book here and there. I don't know how she became fascinated, but she did. Last Halloween we both went as zombies. She made me do the makeup and then added gobs more green to her face – and more blood.

She also loves books more than almost anyone I know, except maybe my sister. So when she saw me reading a zombie novel – This Dark Earth by John Horner Jacobs in case you're wondering (very good, by the way)– she wanted to know all about it. I, of course, would not read her anything from it so as not to scare her.

So what's a poor zombie-fascinated six-year-old to do? Write her own zombie story, of course!

Now, Molly knows I write. She has never read a word of it though. I'd be put in jail, I think. But she respects writing and every time she sees a new book in my hand she asks if I wrote it, which I find adorable. So I encouraged her to write her own story and offered to type it while she dictated.

Below is her story – all 1,171 words of it. She jumped in with both feet. After it was over she announced this was only chapter one in a larger piece. Know two things – she is six and can read only those level 1 readers from the library. She can write all her letters and simple sentences. She didn't let that stop her wild imagination.

The other thing to know is that I did not help her, guide her, edit her, make suggestions or comments in any way. I was stoic and did nothing but type. I didn't fix her grammar or give her any ideas. So when she came up with a zombie story with a credible plot, some genuine suspense (a lot of things happen "suddenly") and weird twist where things go completely over-the-top like an early Joe Lansdale story with a giant zombie assembling out of the parts of other zombies, I was amazed. She is my daughter so I'm prone to amazement, but for her very first story I am both encouraged and terrified for the writer she might become.

For your enjoyment:

THE DEADNESS
by Molly Beetner



All the zombies started to jump out. All the mothers ran away, their babies couldn’t run so the mothers had to hold them tight. It was scary for all the children. Then, the judge of all the good guys started to sit down and talk about how they are going to kill all the zombies. The judge said, “Get in your spots in the house.” And they started to talk about it.
Some of them started to take their guns out. All the people are still out waiting in the darkness. It was really scary. They’re still trying to figure out why all the zombies are going to come. 
Suddenly, and they didn’t know this, there was a zombie right behind a man’s chair. When the judge was done talking, the man with the zombie behind him – when he left – the zombie suddenly started to jump out. He was frightened, but he was one of the guys who had the guns. He was lucky he did not get killed and he did not turn into a zombie. 
He started to run away before the zombie could get him. When he started to run away, a lot of zombies came out. He ran as fast as he can. His heart was beating fast. Then suddenly, he caught up to his friends who were going to fight the zombies with him. Then, when the zombies came running, all the men started to run. They told the judge that there were zombies coming after them. The judge looked behind them and the zombies were gone. They did not know what happened, but the judge started to not believe them. But the men were trying to tell him the truth.
Although the judge still didn’t believe them, then they forgot about it. And then, a man found a clue. It was a bone. Blood was all over it. Some of the mothers pointed out to him, “Put on a glove.” He put on a glove and he carried it. He wanted to show all of them. He knew it was a clue. 
But right when he got there, it felt like the bone was still in his hand. Then one of the zombies jumped out and grabbed it and replaced with a shiny silver bone. Then he told all his friends. And when they looked, the silver bone was there, but not the white one with blood all over it that he thought it was.
He tried to put some glasses on to see if it looked better, but it still looked the same. Suddenly, zombies came in the room. The men were frightened. A lot of them got their guns out. They started to shoot. 
The zombies started to get closer. The men were still frightened. Suddenly, some of the people stared to come in and told them some of the stuff that they saw. There are zombies all out there. The whole family told them. And then, a zombie jumped out at the baby the mother was holding. He caught the baby. 
The judge shot a gun at them. They were all so lucky that the baby didn’t get killed. The family was lucky. The family said, “Thank you.” But it was a little too early for a thank you because they still had to figure why the zombies were coming.
It sounded like thumps were coming from the ceiling. There were zombies opening the doors all over the place. Suddenly, they heard a big crack. The ceiling started to crack open. All the people were on the roof, at least the people who were still alive. It started to break. The people wanted to go in there because the zombies were trying to catch them. Then it was all crowded in there. 
The zombies started to climb up the house. It got heavy because also the zombies were crawling up to get up there.
Then, it was so squishy that the roof fell down and the walls started to break. 
When the house broke, in the whole area, all the zombies were circling them. The judge said, “Get into your places.” The men did.
They all shot their guns at them as fast as they can, shoot by shoot by shoot. 
All the zombies ran away as fast as they can. The zombies couldn’t run too fast so it was easier to shoot. But suddenly, more and more and more zombies started to come. The people who are in there and the people who weren’t shooting, they were very scared. It was the scariest ever. 
The zombies kept on coming closer and closer. And then, some zombies came close and they saw the biggest zombie ever. And the short zombies started to come closer. A man turned behind him and he knew the little zombies can get closer and closer and he thought about them and he turned around.
He started to shoot at them. Then a couple more men started to shoot at the little ones. Some of the men had to fight the hardest part – the big zombie. 
The zombie had six arms, three on the side and then three on the other side. He had lots of bones. He had blood coming out of him. His face was all green. And the little zombies could put themselves onto him. And the heads were so gross. The zombies could put their heads on the big zombie, some of them already did that. The big zombie had eighty heads on him, that’s how many zombies there were. But there were more out there.
It was a good thing the people were in the middle because the little zombies couldn’t get on. And then the judge had a good idea. If they got some big guns and then shoot their guns at the same time, they could kill the whole zombie. And they tried to do that.
And it worked.
But, they still had to fight the little zombies. They had to shoot. All the people were getting tired of watching all the men shoot. They wanted to do something else. The mothers held their babies as tight as they can. The fathers came close to the mothers. Some of them take Karate lessons so that was good. The men were still shooting and shooting.
And suddenly, they got really close and they can shoot the gun as hard as they can. Some of them had lots of ideas going around in their head. A man was thinking about getting closer and closer and to shoot as hard as they can with the big guns. 
They did the man’s plan. B3ut some of their zombies were putting their heads on other heads. It was getting freakier and freakier. They were putting their heads on one zombie to make it big. 
They used the big gun to shoot it. They had to shoot three times. And then it worked.
All the zombies were gone. At least they think . . . 

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Friday's forgotten Books: Dark as Night

Dark As Night by Mark T. Conard

Don't you love it when a $2 used bookstore find turns out to be a great novel? I do. I'm not sure what led me to pick up Dark As Night as I browsed during my lunch hour, but I'm glad I did. The first thing I noticed is that it is published by Uglytown. Any publisher who puts out Gun Monkeys by Victor Gischler and The Distance by Eddie Muller is all right in my book. 

The cover didn't do much for me - a dimly lit table setting - but the description sounded good so I went for it. What I found inside was a fast and violent romp through a seedy side of Philadelphia that even Duane Swierczynski would call dark. 
The story weaves several different narratives together all swirling around the prison release of Vince who went up for a jewelry store robbery, from which the diamonds have never been recoverd. He claims he doesn't have them, the mobster who bankrolled the heist says he does, the cop who put him away wants them for a sort of retirement plan, his ex partner feels guilty for running when the cops showed up, and his straight laced chef brother is about to bite off more than he can chew. 

Things lace together nicely, the pace is fast but never clipped and it takes several unexpected turns. My only complaint is some of the language (liberal use of the N word and other ethnic slurs) but it is all consistent with the characters so it's just my white man's guilt getting in the way and not really a fair criticism.

Conard was new to me and it was hard to find out much about him. This is his only published novel, though he has several nonfiction works. I certainly hope he is writing more fiction and we get to see it soon. In the meantime, if you can dig up your own copy of Dark As Night, I highly recommend it. 
If you're a fan of tough, violent crime fiction like the above mentioned Gun Monkeys or more recently The Terror Of Living or The Professionals you will really like this.


Saturday, August 25, 2012

Writers With Day Jobs: Maria Alexander


Maria Alexander is a sweet gal. You'd never know it form the dark fiction she writes. Check out her stories in Mutation Nation or Night Terrors 2
She turns her hand to dark fiction as well as poetry with her collection At Louche Ends being nominated for a Bram Stoker award. 
But what is here day-to-day writerly life like? Well, for one it's not day-to-day at all. Her experience has taken her from Paris to Disney and many places in between. Read on . . .


Tell us what you do and how it is like or unlike a novel?

I’m a copywriter. That means I write the prose for marketing communications. When I worked at Disney, I mostly wrote for digital platforms. I also designed and wrote online games for Imagineering. I recently quit Disney, and in June I started a new job as a Senior Copywriter for UCLA, where the focus
is equally on writing for websites and print materials. No matter where I work, I find a marvelous cast of characters, each with their own conflicting needs and motivations. Fear, power, pride, loyalty and friendship drive the drama of the hour. It’s unlike a novel in that it never ends. Incidentally, if I were to say who wrote my work novels, it would be George R.R. Martin. My favorite characters either get killed off or exiled. Damned depressing.

Since you do a form of writing as a job, do you ever get burned out and don't want to tackle fiction writing on your off time?

Oh, god no! I’m usually dying to go home and start writing my own stories. I am my own client then. And as shitty as I am to work with, at least I’m only wrestling with my own demands and not anyone else’s.

How often do you steal work time to write?

Never. Especially when I was at Disney, I took great care to separate the two. Uncle Walt highly proscribes conflict of business interests, and that includes any business that interferes with work,
creative or no. It’s better that way. The build up of pressure over the day to get out what I need to write is far greater and the release far sweeter.

Describe a time when your job influenced a story of yours?

I just had an apocalyptic science fiction story published in January called “Revivified” that appeared in the Night Terrors II anthology from Blood Bound Books. It was totally inspired by a startup I was
working at in Santa Monica back in 2003. We were creating software that was to replace the hardcopy notebooks that chemists use. It failed like so many other startups I’d worked at and for all the same reasons. The atmosphere was very creepy, probably because the CEO knew we were failing and talked in life-or-death language. Further, I was suffering from blood sugar crashes in the middle of the night that were accompanied by the hideous vivisection nightmares that are featured in the story. It’s amazing
how lack of sleep can crack your worldview.

Strangely enough, my novels draw very little from my work life, with the exception of one work-in-progress, a supernatural thriller called The Bodyjacker that’s highly inspired by my time at Intel and Fujitsu America up in the Silicon Valley. Several characters are composites of the eclectic engineering nerds I knew and loved.

What would it take for you to quit and write full time?

I’d have to be making enough money from my personal writing to support myself and my ungrateful cats. Or win the lottery. Or inherit a megafuckton of cash. Or have a sugar daddy. Or do what happened once before: become totally disabled and write with a voice program for 18 months.

Do you think people respect writing as a job, or does it come off as less "work" than a labor or office job?

Thanks to the self-publishing industry, writing of any kind has less respect than pretty much anything ever. When I was living in France, you weren’t allowed to call yourself a writer unless you were a professional. You didn’t have to make your whole living from it, but you had to be at the very least traditionally published. Fortunately, I had not only published numerous short stories in anthologies and magazines then, but I had just left my writing job at Disney. In France, you are put on a pedestal if you write professionally. I was treated very well. But here? Only because I have both published work and the fact that I write for organizations with awesome brand recognition do I feel respected. If it were one or the other, I don’t think I would receive any respect. While traditionally published novels are still respected, being a novelist is not well considered unless you’re famous.

Take the story that Neil Gaiman told on his panel with Connie Willis at the 2011 World Fantasy Convention, about the woman he’d met on a plane who hadn’t heard of him. The woman told
him, “Well, keep working hard. Maybe one day you’ll have a New York Times Best Seller!” Like, wow!
Incredibly condescending, not even taking into account the person to whom she was speaking. That’s a common attitude, though. Back in the day if I told someone I was a technical writer at a random software company—probably making way more money than they were at whatever job they had—I’d get a grunt of approval. But working at Disney? Or UCLA? Completely different story. Even if initially disappointed that I don’t write movies or teach on faculty, they are impressed that they can go to a webpage and read something cool that I wrote.

But then, even within the organization in which you are employed, it’s a huge challenge getting people to respect what you do. It’s because anyone can vomit an email in two seconds. Therefore, writing must not be that hard. Inside the office, outside the office—no matter where the writing is done. It’s all so easy! Well, okay, except for a handful of awesome people I worked with at Disney who were great for my ego. (You know who you are!) They thought my job was harder than theirs or any job, really. And I
loved them for it.

Be honest, if you wrote full time, do you think you'd be disciplined about it?

I’ve been a successful freelancer. It’s much the same thing. Being my own client, I’d be especially hard-assed about deadlines. Plus, I have enormous internal motivation.

When I lived in France for almost a year, my boyfriend paid my living expenses. (Although, I still had to pay for my at-home expenses like health insurance, car insurance, storage, and so forth.) Leaning on my savings, I wrote full time and produced an unbelievable amount of work. Multiple short stories, a novel
second draft and a memoir first draft, a handful of magazine articles, an urban fantasy novel synopsis and two humorous book proposals. My boyfriend would come home at night from his job to our place in the countryside of Aix-en-Provence and find me holed up in the dark, wearing headphones as I stared at the glowing computer screen. He would say, “WHY AREN’T YOU OUTSIDE ENJOYING CEZANNE COUNTRY?!?!” I’d reply, “Because when will I have another chance like this?” Everyone thought I was insane. That’s pretty much how ridiculous I am about discipline. Although I didn’t let myself work whenever we were in Paris. That was a rule.

What job, other than writing, would you most like to have?

I’ve done some game design, which I love, but I’ve more than once looked into what it would take to become a licensed private investigator. My father was an investigator for the Franchise Tax Board for many years, and before that he worked for the State Department. I’ve got shamus DNA. I would help women looking for deadbeat dads or who suspect infidelity or fraud. I’m an ardent armchair detective with a black belt in Google Fu. I’ve helped friends in the past. I used to have more time to post about
crime news in my blog and comment on suspicious elements. Back when I had the software tracking tools to do so, I discovered that those posts were being read by someone in Washington D.C. It was
probably some intern slouching behind a government desk, but who knows?

Has your job, or past jobs, had any influence in inspiring you to become a writer?

None whatsoever.

Is your job harder than writing?

My job is like a whetting stone that gets me ready for the “real” writing at night. I learned a lot at Disney about how to create a great title, for instance. That said, my fiction writing has contributed far more to my job success than the other way around. Many marketing copywriters don’t have a writing life outside
of work. I find this baffling but that’s how I’m wired.

Imagine your job in the plot of an existing book (or movie, I'll give you that much leeway), where does it fit best? Would you be a character in a Jack Reacher novel? A Sam Spade mystery? Matt Scudder? Mike Hammer? What else?

A Donald Westlake comic caper. God Save the Copy Dork. Or a Kevin Smith movie.

Do you ever see a time when you are writing full time?

Nope. But then, one can never know the future, can they? I used to, though, back when the only writers I knew personally were Clive Barker and Neil Gaiman. It looked possible. (This is where I laugh myself to tears and slam back a Manhattan.)

How would a character with your career be a good or a bad protagonist for a novel?

It depends on the type of copywriter. Many marketing copywriters are mealy mouthed pussies. They don’t speak up, they don’t say what’s on their minds. If they do, they tend also to be ass kissers to avoid getting in trouble. Now, a copywriter in an ad agency is a different beast. They tend to be divas—think Mad Men. Or even Darren Stephens in the TV show Bewitched. They make great characters because they have to put themselves out there with clients and take big risks. Notice that TV has figured this out.
Maybe novelists will, too, at some point. Or maybe they have and I just don’t know about it.

What do you think is the best work experience for a writer to have?

As much as being a copywriter has helped hone my fiction writing skills, I think it would help far more if I’d worked in law enforcement, law, science, medicine, psychology, the military—pretty much anything that gets you out of your chair and into public service. But really any kind of work that gives you
expertise in another field would be priceless.

Although, being a former literary agent wouldn’t hurt!

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

A few links

It took a few years, but I finally have a story up at the fantastic Beat To A Pulp webzine. BTAP has long been a home to some of my favorite crime stories, and not to mention their fantastic anthologies. Truly some of the best collections for new crime stories out there.
Family Secrets is live now for you reading pleasure.


Also, I have another entry in my Revival House series at Criminal Element. I take a look at Atlantic City (1981) which is a film I think is in need of a rediscovery. Check it out.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

A Bouquet Of Bullets for you

My first collection of short stories, A Bouquet Of Bullets, is out now! It contains some of my best stories, some award winners, some never before published.

I hope you check it out. I hope you tell someone else to check it out. I hope you write nice things about it on the internet, your diary, the bathroom wall. I hope you check out the other Snubnose Press releases. I have a lot of hope for you.


A big thank you is due to Lauren O'Brien who not only shoved my ass off the couch to get this complied, but also served as my advanced reader and kept you protected from the stories that were deemed not quite worthy. There are 22 stories in here and she read more than twice that, so thank her for taking the bullet for you.

And a big thank you to Brian at Snubnose Press for his continued support of my work and for leading the charge for Snubnose Press to become a champion of writers everywhere.